1:27 pm

shslpageofheart:

i’m a frozen statue and when you

touch me, i think maybe you’re poison

because you’re so damn alive that it hurts.

you’re just a normal person but there’s something terribly

beautiful about that.

the way even when my eyes skipped over you,

they let themselves linger.

you touch me and all of a sudden i remember that i’m solid.

you read the poem about

you and laugh.

the shards of noise lodge themselves in my heart and

i want to beg your forgiveness for giving you too little.

for being too

scared to say this is you, this is 

not enough.

i’m not enough.

and even if the sight of light gleaming off a girl’s hair or

every freckle spattered like art across her cheekbones never

hatches butterflies in your stomach;

i thought of you once and you 

kissed me in a dream.

you look at me and murmur soft making me wonder

if i kissed you in a dream,

and how you know that i need the quiet.

it’s 1:27 pm and i don’t have a crush on you.

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine



LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN


a challenger has arrived


uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,


i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!



ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck


scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit
*like

we have a winner

terezi-pie-rope:

madvonvanity:

davestriderthedamndickrider:

the-condy:

pestergamzeeandtavros:

nerosfiddlingfires:

canned-erisolsprite:

fuckingkarkalicious:

askdrunksollux:

daves-popped-collars:

since when does sollux make wine

image

LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

a challenger has arrived

image

uMMM„CHALLENGE ACCEPTED„,

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i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!

Makara Sauvignon Blanc

ok but are we going to talk about this

winestuck

image

scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit

*like

we have a winner

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  


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