I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing
they got mad
Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”
So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.
this wins Halloween
When you go to bed the day you started your period
They believe that by breaking down physical class divisions, children can be taught to live with intellectual curiosity, self-confidence and communally responsible behavior.
How come Sweden gets to do cool stuff and all we get is shitty cubicle areas with no fucking windows it’s like a damn prison in my school I only had one class with windows and the windows were facing another fucking wall so I couldn’t see outside I don’t even know if it is raining half the time and I love rain and I hate school
Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up
Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack
Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them
Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.
Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man
Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside
Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days
Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face
Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car
Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them
Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated
Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night
Homestucks where are you?
This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.
someone please illustrate this
This accurately portrays every single character omfg
WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3
WHYS IT LOOK LIKE SAM’S ABOUT TO DROP THE DOPEST MIXTAPE OF 2014